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1 posted on 08/12/2010 12:28:59 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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This is just too funny. I’m sorry for the man, but it’s funny.


2 posted on 08/12/2010 12:30:38 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Freedom isn't free.)
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And they say the raw food diet is good for you! Never would have happened with a cooked pea.


4 posted on 08/12/2010 12:32:09 PM PDT by WMarshal (Where is the next Sam Adams?)
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When I was in high school, a friend of mine made a joke at lunch time while I was eating. I laughed so hard I got a pear chunk stuck behind/above my soft palate and had to blow it out my nose.
6 posted on 08/12/2010 12:35:48 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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doctors used an X-ray to find a spot on his windpipe that they initially believed to be a cancerous tumor,

I'm sorry, we'll have to use chemotherapy.

9 posted on 08/12/2010 12:51:17 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
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Obamacare doesnt cover a doctor taking a pea in your lungs.


10 posted on 08/12/2010 12:57:22 PM PDT by DainBramage
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Happy ending, but “Chew your food, dude!”


11 posted on 08/12/2010 12:58:09 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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12 posted on 08/12/2010 12:59:08 PM PDT by erkyl (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
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Unngh..!


13 posted on 08/12/2010 1:00:35 PM PDT by BenLurkin (Will must be the harder, courage the bolder, spirit must be the more, as our might lessens.)
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I had no ambition to do anything

Sounds like a democrap!

14 posted on 08/12/2010 1:01:16 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (REAL Americans Bow to No One But The Almighty! - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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Glad this guy wasn’t eating watermelon.

Didn’t it say yesterday the pea was in his lung?


16 posted on 08/12/2010 1:16:59 PM PDT by goseminoles
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Ahem! After reading the post today about the “p!ssing contest between Cindy Shehag and Gibbs, this just begs for some really good jokes!!


23 posted on 08/12/2010 2:22:17 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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That would suck.

Otash.

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24 posted on 08/12/2010 3:34:36 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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