“It’s an .88 Magnum...It shoots through schools.”
And now some from “Back To School”
Thornton Melon: Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
Thornton Melon: What’s your favorite subject?
Bubbles: Poetry.
Thornton Melon: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
Diane: Actually, I’d like to join you, but I have class tonight.
Thornton Melon: Oh. How ‘bout tomorrow night?
Diane: I have class then, too.
Thornton Melon: I’ll tell you what, then. Why don’t you call me some time when you have no class?
Thornton Melon: [chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.
Thornton Melon: The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.
Thornton Melon: “I love Vanessa...she gives great headache.”