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To: BlueLancer

“It’s an .88 Magnum...It shoots through schools.”

And now some from “Back To School”

Thornton Melon: Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

Thornton Melon: What’s your favorite subject?
Bubbles: Poetry.
Thornton Melon: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

Diane: Actually, I’d like to join you, but I have class tonight.
Thornton Melon: Oh. How ‘bout tomorrow night?
Diane: I have class then, too.
Thornton Melon: I’ll tell you what, then. Why don’t you call me some time when you have no class?

Thornton Melon: [chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.

Thornton Melon: The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.


94 posted on 08/10/2010 8:44:02 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Thornton Melon: “I love Vanessa...she gives great headache.”


153 posted on 08/10/2010 9:52:46 PM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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