"So by your "reasoning" somebody who drives drunk in a residential neighborhood, who keeps their car in their lane, and who never runs over another person should not be subject to any penalty at all."
DUI is against the law, as is failing to maintain control of your dog. Both should be enforced with similar vigor. By your "reasoning" we should ban liquor and cars.
"I respect the rule of law, you don't."
No. If you did, you'd want people to be held accountable in front of existing law, not pass new "feel good" laws that have been abject failures where they've already been implemented...but don't let the facts and empirical data get in the way while you're embracing your inner-tyrant.
As are pit bulls in some jurisdictions. Nice foot shot.