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Randy Roo is on the loose in Oz (Austrailia, OY!)
The Sun ^ | 8/4/2010

Posted on 08/04/2010 9:51:48 AM PDT by llevrok

A RANDY kangaroo is stalking women in an outback town Down Under.

Several incidents have been reported of a well-endowed beast following women in Tennant Creek in Australia's remote Northern Territory.

School teacher Natasha Civitarese said she was chased by the towering mammal, while another unnamed victim said she was left in no doubt that Skippy wanted sex.

The woman, who was stalked by the mammal on the outskirts of the town, near the Honeymoon Ranges, revealed: "There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing."

Ms Civitarese said she was halfway through walking the five kilometres from the Mary Ann Dam to Tennant Creek last week when the kangaroo started tailing her.

The 23-year-old said she was petrified by the two-metre tall animal.

She said: "I looked around and saw this big kangaroo on its back legs.

"I just started running and screaming. It would hop right back up to about a metre from me, stop, and prop itself up on its back legs and look around.

"I just kept running and it just kept watching. I thought 'it's going to get me', and was going to box me."

The Tennant Creek resident said she just kept running.

The local woman who was chased in the same spot just weeks before told how she was followed again recently.

She said: "I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps.

"It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn't think much about it.

"Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me.

"He started circling me. There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing.

"It was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating.

"I yelled at him to go away, waved my hands about and let him know I wasn't interested, but he was persistent - I'll give him that."


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: randyroo; roo; stalker
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George Bush's fault
1 posted on 08/04/2010 9:51:49 AM PDT by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Just, damn...at a lost for a witty retort on this one.


2 posted on 08/04/2010 9:53:38 AM PDT by PAMadMax (Islam is a disease....)
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To: llevrok

Once you’ve had ‘roo, nothing else will do.


3 posted on 08/04/2010 9:54:06 AM PDT by Mr. K (Physically unable to proofreed (<---oops! see?))
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To: llevrok
Perhaps they were dressed provocatively./sarc
4 posted on 08/04/2010 9:54:08 AM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: llevrok

er, uh loss....


5 posted on 08/04/2010 9:54:08 AM PDT by PAMadMax (Islam is a disease....)
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To: llevrok

Maybe that old Crocodile Dundee guy bought some Viagra.

He got old - “Crikey!”


6 posted on 08/04/2010 9:56:52 AM PDT by Frantzie (Television controls the American people/sheep)
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To: llevrok
In other news, many liberal women have went to visit this roo!
7 posted on 08/04/2010 10:00:48 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: llevrok
"I have needs, ya know?....."
8 posted on 08/04/2010 10:02:43 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Bill’s in Australia?


9 posted on 08/04/2010 10:02:58 AM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: PAMadMax

Same here. Struck dumb all of a sudden!


10 posted on 08/04/2010 10:03:08 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: llevrok

Oh wait a minute..........I know what to do with him! I have a pair of kangaroo boots. I really like them!


11 posted on 08/04/2010 10:05:14 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: llevrok

“a well-endowed beast”

They weren’t too scared to check out his package.


12 posted on 08/04/2010 10:05:20 AM PDT by tumblindice ("`ow `bout a jumparoo?" Randy Roo)
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To: llevrok

crazed sex poodle


13 posted on 08/04/2010 10:06:36 AM PDT by surroundedbyblue
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"In other news....A man has been arrested for chasing women around in a kangaroo outfit....."
14 posted on 08/04/2010 10:07:48 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport.


15 posted on 08/04/2010 10:14:18 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: llevrok

She was probably asking for it. :)


16 posted on 08/04/2010 10:14:56 AM PDT by Pessimist
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To: llevrok

And I thought a dog humpin’ yer leg would be bad enough.


17 posted on 08/04/2010 10:20:17 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: tumblindice

I suspect they had no choice, as it was standing on just its hind legs.


18 posted on 08/04/2010 10:48:48 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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To: llevrok

Anyone know of the whereabouts of Al Gore?


19 posted on 08/04/2010 11:08:29 AM PDT by greatplains
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Anyone know of the whereabouts of Al Gore?...... You bet!
20 posted on 08/04/2010 11:21:33 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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