Posted on 08/04/2010 9:51:48 AM PDT by llevrok
A RANDY kangaroo is stalking women in an outback town Down Under.
Several incidents have been reported of a well-endowed beast following women in Tennant Creek in Australia's remote Northern Territory.
School teacher Natasha Civitarese said she was chased by the towering mammal, while another unnamed victim said she was left in no doubt that Skippy wanted sex.
The woman, who was stalked by the mammal on the outskirts of the town, near the Honeymoon Ranges, revealed: "There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing."
Ms Civitarese said she was halfway through walking the five kilometres from the Mary Ann Dam to Tennant Creek last week when the kangaroo started tailing her.
The 23-year-old said she was petrified by the two-metre tall animal.
She said: "I looked around and saw this big kangaroo on its back legs.
"I just started running and screaming. It would hop right back up to about a metre from me, stop, and prop itself up on its back legs and look around.
"I just kept running and it just kept watching. I thought 'it's going to get me', and was going to box me."
The Tennant Creek resident said she just kept running.
The local woman who was chased in the same spot just weeks before told how she was followed again recently.
She said: "I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps.
"It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn't think much about it.
"Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me.
"He started circling me. There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing.
"It was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating.
"I yelled at him to go away, waved my hands about and let him know I wasn't interested, but he was persistent - I'll give him that."
Just, damn...at a lost for a witty retort on this one.
Once you’ve had ‘roo, nothing else will do.
er, uh loss....
Maybe that old Crocodile Dundee guy bought some Viagra.
He got old - “Crikey!”
Bill’s in Australia?
Same here. Struck dumb all of a sudden!
Oh wait a minute..........I know what to do with him! I have a pair of kangaroo boots. I really like them!
“a well-endowed beast”
They weren’t too scared to check out his package.
crazed sex poodle
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
She was probably asking for it. :)
And I thought a dog humpin’ yer leg would be bad enough.
I suspect they had no choice, as it was standing on just its hind legs.
Anyone know of the whereabouts of Al Gore?
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