[JPG]

If a sealed envelope on the table in front of you contained your age at death, would you open it and take a peek?

[beaversmom]

Longevity calculator

Well, if all goes well, I could live for another 41 to 45 years. Of course, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

[umgud]

My paternal grandparents all lived into their mid 90’s. They were reasonably healthy and had sound minds. My dad is 77 and in super good condition.

[presently no screen name]

and in walks ZeroCare to make some changes.

[Viking2002]

'A 50-year-old man born on July 1, 1960, currently has a life expectancy of 81, according to the SSA's new life expectancy calculator, released last week.'

Shit. I gotta get moving on porch-painting project I've been putting off. I think my dogs are gonna outlive me.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[OCC]

I’m due to expire around 74 (45 now). If I quit smoking I will gain 3 years. If I quit drinking, I will gain 6 months. My Dad is 73 and very healthy. His Dad died at 84. Glad I was born into a family with relatively good genes.

[stormer]

What it boils down to is that the amount of money you have dictates how long you’ll live, and I have all the money I’ll ever need - as long as I die by 4 o’clock this afternoon.

[OldPossum]

Of course, I suppose this is not counting what Obamacae will do to the aged. Start substracting the longevity estimates.

[giotto]

I input a birthday of 12/14/1891 and got this:

The following table lists the average number of additional years a female born on December 14, 1891, can expect to live when she reaches a specific age.

At Age 118 and 7 months
Additional Life Expectancy 0.5
Estimated Total Years 119.1

I expected it to say, "Additional Life Expectancy -29 years"

[linn37]

I predict I will live until something happens and I die.

[WackySam]

97 for me.

[cayuga]

A lot will depend on when CWII breaks out.

[WellyP]

At 63 I am the oldest race ski coach on the mountain. This morning we had to change training pistes so I grabbed my 50 lb backpack and 30 race gates and skied away. I don't know what that means exactly but if I stopped working hard I wonder if I would last another 10 years.

I get to train some days. On a good day and a fast Super-G course I can still hit about 70 MPH. Glad I am not in a car. I'd get a speeding ticket!

BTW, I plan to be still skiing at 90+ and make “my hundred”!

[The Comedian]

Life is fatal. It ends up killing everyone who experiences it.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.