[a fool in paradise]

Apparently demand for earplugs during the World Cup outstripped supply, with many pharmacies running out of stock. One major vuvuzela manufacturer even began selling its own earplugs to spectators.

It's like the salesman on the sidewalk offering free brownies and $5 toothbrushes.

[Slings and Arrows]

This calls for a song!

[Rodamala]

It's like the salesman on the sidewalk offering free brownies and $5 toothbrushes.

"This brownie tastes like dogshit!"