Posted on 07/21/2010 8:12:50 AM PDT by Kimmers
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.
“If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.”
Dems love guns...when they are the only ones who have them...they are leftists...the left didn’t kill 120 million plus in this last century without em...remember that while they wail about gun control.
Republicans belive in Christmas and Democrats believe in Santa Claus.
yeah,got the same email yesterday...it’s good and of course I passed it on (it’s been around)......*smiles*
Republicans have solutions to our problems that involve big intrusive government whereas Democrats have have solutions to our problems that involve big intrusive government
Good posting! Very true comparison between Repubs & demoRATs!
Switch the terms with “Rationalist” and “Irrationalist” and it’s perfect.
Thank you
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation....
...In a nutshell.....
I’d switch the label ‘Republicans’ to ‘Conservatives’...
You sure are using that term solution loosely...
I like it. Thank You.
it's the difference between minding ones own business, and wanting to be a busy body and know what is good for the whole world.
Isn't that a perverted Messiah complex or something?
“If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.”
No. A Dim will build a website, try to organize a counter-protest and ask Holder to investigate you.
Um, the Log Cabin Republicans have been pretty vocal about "Don't ask/don't tell".
Good job.... thanks for the post.
I should have put scare quotes around “solution”.
I would strike the word “Republican” and replace it with “the Republican of our dreams”.
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