Nothing at all states the bizarre interpretation of “natural born citizen” meaning “...you can be a citizen and your parents can be foreign born, and you qualify as a citizen under the 14th Amendment, but one or both parents was not a citizen at the time you were born...and you still won’t be a natural born citizen, even if you don’t require a nationalization process (as opposed to being natural BORN)? But if your parents are citizens, you and your parents can all be foreign born, and you’ll still qualify as natural born?
Did I get that right?
There is nothing "bizarre" about it. That's not just a "citizen" but a 'natural born citizen.' It has been universally accepted over human generations that spans Millenniums. And the 14th Amendment does not change the meaning and intent of the natural born citizen clause in Article 2 of the US Constitution.
No.