Posted on 07/19/2010 6:08:49 PM PDT by Dallas59
And now, within the past month, another rock has hit the roof of his house, in defiance of all the odds - making it six strikes since the plague of meteorites began in 2007.
Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the falling rocks he has handed over were meteorites. They are now trying to work out what exactly it is about his house that particularly attracts them. The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, he says, never when there are clear skies.
Lajic has his own explanation, of course. After the fifth rock struck his house, he said: 'I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.'
50-year-old Lajic has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house to protect it from the alien bombardment - which he funded by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.
'I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens,' he adds. 'They are playing games with me. I don't know why they are doing this. When it rains I can't sleep for worrying about another strike.'
Can anyone verify the whereabouts of Gordon Freeman and his Zero-Point Energy Manipulator?
“After the fifth rock struck his house, he said: ‘I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.’”
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LOL. It’s almost hard to argue with that logic.
"...and falling."
Rather appropriate for this story, don't you think?
Cheers!
Well, he’s certainly challenging the laws of probability, that’s certain.
You mean a chronic carbuncle?
50-year-old Lajic has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house to protect it from the alien bombardment - which he funded by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.
***When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Dunno. If he gets another hit, he might find the man who runs the galaxy...
Something like that.
"Hey you space kids, get off of my lawn!"
It's just Louie Farrakhan, hatin'.
And meteorite that just fell would have a fusion crust including a carbonaceous chondrite. That is not a meteorite he is holding in that picture.
;’)
Now I have to wipe some lemonade off the monitor.
Michael E. Salla The next window for disclosure
http://blessedistruth.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/michael-e-salla-the-next-window-for-disclosure/
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