last respects here
you missed the one where he has George comitted to an insane asylum,
“OOHH,just empty calories and male curiosity ay Georgie....”
George Constanza referring to himself in the third person and confusing the hell out of George Steinbrenner was classic also.
being a long time Yankee fan, all of the above. When he hid under his desk with Steinbrenner looking all over for him.......and the secretary...*LOL*
THE CALZONE!
RIP
The scene in “The Caddy” where “Big Stein” tells the Costanzas that George is dead and Frank rips him a new one for trading Jay Buhner.
I couldn’t find any still shots of Costanza talking to Steinbrenner in his office. Anyone have a pic or two they can post?
My favorite is the one where George was trying to pick up chicks from the personal ads in “The Daily Worker” because the women there find looks unimportant. Steinbrenner finds George with the daily worker, assumes he’s a commie, and sends him to Cuba to negotiate to bring players back to the US.
Wonder if I can get a discount ticket to his funeral? “Father, at a difficult time like this, and with all due respect to the deceased, where might one, um, get a copy of the death certificate?”
“I can’t believe that you, Bodysuit Man, could perpetrate such a disloyalty!”
My favorite one is when Steinbrenner sells the Yankees and goes back to Cleveland and buys the Indians from Nick Mileti
I don’t remember the episode, but at one point Steinbrenner mangles Pat Benatar’s “Heartbreaker.” Heh heh.
ping
Guess I don’t have one.
Great thread idea....well done!
(Scene: Yankee Stadium, Steinbrenner’s office, someone is knocking)
Steinbrenner: What is with these people, all day long. Come in, come
in.
Wilhelm: Ah, Mr. Steinbrenner, you know, we’ve searched everywhere,
there’s no sign of him. Not even anyone who remotely fits his
description, sir.
Steinbrenner: Oh my God, do you know what this means, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm: What, sir?
Steinbrenner: He’s dead! Costanza’s dead!
Wilhelm: Well, no, no, you see, I don’t think—
Steinbrenner: As quickly as he came here, he’s gone. The poor little
guy! Easy. Easy, big Stein, get it together. Ok, Wilhelm.
Wilhelm: Yessir?
Steinbrenner: Find out where his parents live.
Wilhelm: Parents.
Steinbrenner: I’m gonna personally notify them. ...and, ah, line up
some candidates to fill that assistant to the General Manager position,
we can’t grieve forever! We gotta get back to business! Back to
Business Wilhelm!