George Constanza referring to himself in the third person and confusing the hell out of George Steinbrenner was classic also.
“All right let’s see what I have today. Darn it, it’s ham and cheese again—and she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard, you know you could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me. Oh, she made up for it with a cupcake though. Hey, look at this, you know I got a new system for eating these things, George. I used to peel off the chocolate. Now I turn it upside down, I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end, it’s almost a dessert dessert...”