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6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
Cracked.com ^ | Jul 06, 2010 | Alexander L. Hoffman

Posted on 07/13/2010 1:33:43 AM PDT by RightCenter

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1 posted on 07/13/2010 1:33:49 AM PDT by RightCenter
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The author missed one thing...velociraptors were about 3’ tall, not the six foot monsters of Jurassic Park. Spielberg modeled his dinos on a somewhat larger animal with a less scary sounding name. He attached the name to larger beasts for dramatic effect.


2 posted on 07/13/2010 2:32:22 AM PDT by Hugin (Remember the first rule of gunfighting...have a gun..-- Col. Jeff Cooper)
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To: RightCenter

‘Ancient Greece looked more like someone crashed their LGBT pride parade into a Mardi Gras Festival.’

LOL!

A very interesting and amusing article.

Good post!


3 posted on 07/13/2010 2:55:35 AM PDT by jocon307 (It's the spending, stupid.)
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To: RightCenter
One small quibble to the otherwise on point article. The earliest known images of Jesus date back to circa 300 AD. Before that articles such as the Christian Fish were used as representative imagery. There is some early variety such as Jesus being clean-shaven, but generally they seemed to have an idea of what they thought Jesus should have looked like. The "accepted" Jesus developed in a relatively short space of time and isn't much different then how he was later painted by Leonardo and the rest. To illustrate, Bust of Christ, Commodilla Cemetery, Rome (4th Cent.) Mosaic, Istanbul (6th Cent)
4 posted on 07/13/2010 3:03:23 AM PDT by tlb
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I disagree with the last one. Big Bang occurring at near light speed would have been very loud. I believe Bell Labs was able to detect the echo of BB 13 billion years later.


5 posted on 07/13/2010 3:22:31 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Even the earth is bipolar.)
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To: tlb
...and thanks to some great work by Dr. Alan Whanger (professor emeritus; Duke University), there is ample evidence that the earliest images/iconography were based on the face in the Shroud of Turin. Based on that face, here is the best representation of Him I've ever seen:


6 posted on 07/13/2010 3:46:21 AM PDT by RightOnline
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I enjoy reading cracked, they have some very interesting articles. One of my favorites was “Eight people you didn’t know were geniuses”.

The problem with cracked it is really, really profane. Funny as all get out, but if four letter words get you, it’s hard to read. And that’s one reason I’ve never posted an entire article here.


7 posted on 07/13/2010 4:08:15 AM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: RightOnline

I remember that. His work was a kick in the pants to the popular misconception that the Shroud is a medieval forgery.

Another one was the Sudarium of Oviedo - the facecloth that went with the shroud. Its various marks and scratches and stains match up exactly with those on the Shroud - and its provenance is well attested as far back as 300 AD.


8 posted on 07/13/2010 4:15:11 AM PDT by agere_contra (Obama did more damage to the Gulf economy in one day than Pemex/Ixtoc did in nine months)
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The other problem with Cracked is that it is hard left-wing.

They memorably acquired the work of the genius who created the PWOT site, and added boring liberal rants and filthy photos to his funniest work.


9 posted on 07/13/2010 4:19:15 AM PDT by agere_contra (Obama did more damage to the Gulf economy in one day than Pemex/Ixtoc did in nine months)
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To: RightCenter
Jesus was black.


10 posted on 07/13/2010 4:28:22 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (For the first time in half a century, there is no former KKK member in the US Senate.)
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To: BipolarBob; RightOnline

>>> Big Bang occurring at near light speed would have been very loud. I believe Bell Labs was able to detect the echo of BB 13 billion years later.

As I understood it, Bell detected electromagnetic radiation residue of the Big Bang. A figurative echo for laymen, not a literal echo. Tune your television to any unused channel and the snow on the screen is what they are talking about. Also remember, in space no one can hear you scream. There is no medium to carry sound.

>>> there is ample evidence that the earliest images/iconography were based on the face in the Shroud of Turin

There is ample evidence that allows speculation but the scientific results still have not conclusively nailed down the Shroud’s authenticity. So to speak. Until then, it remains a chicken or the egg riddle. Did the Shroud inspire the classical imagery, or did the classical imagery inspire the Shroud.

The illustrations I posted are of definite authenticity. Skin tone may shift with style but the basic features were recognizable back to almost the beginning of such portraiture.


11 posted on 07/13/2010 4:51:53 AM PDT by tlb
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Correction. There is far, far more scientific evidence pointing to the Shroud’s authenticity than the contrary.

Now for pete’s sake, don’t be yet another one on this Forum who says “Oh yeah? Put all your evidence here!”. I hate that. I have better things to do with my time.


12 posted on 07/13/2010 5:01:46 AM PDT by RightOnline
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To: RightCenter; SunkenCiv

Interesting read.


13 posted on 07/13/2010 5:08:35 AM PDT by dware (3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
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"This is an outrage, Ancient Egypt mentioned and I was not featured in it!" Photobucket
14 posted on 07/13/2010 5:11:16 AM PDT by ladyvet (WOLVERINES!!!!!)
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To: RightCenter
Thanks for posting - I actually found this website last week and spent hours reading their numerous articles like this one. It's a very entertaining site.

This one is great too:

7 Lost Bodies of Work (That Would Have Changed Everything)
15 posted on 07/13/2010 5:13:28 AM PDT by weef
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#1.
The Big Bang Wasn’t a Bang

That is exactly correct.

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”

Large explosion not necessary.


16 posted on 07/13/2010 5:41:31 AM PDT by TheRobb7 (BLAMING BUSH NEVER FED A HUNGRY CHILD.)
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how do you know there wasn’t a big bang? maybe God started the universe with a clap of his hands.


17 posted on 07/13/2010 6:33:20 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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“how do you know there wasn’t a big bang? maybe God started the universe with a clap of his hands.”

The Genesis account states that creation started with God SPEAKING things into existence. (”And God said,’Let there be light’ etc.)

No mention is made of hand-clapping, but that does sound pretty cool.


18 posted on 07/13/2010 6:45:46 AM PDT by TheRobb7 (BLAMING BUSH NEVER FED A HUNGRY CHILD.)
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The Bible is the story of God's dealings with this world. The creation account in Genesis is not the story of the creation of the universe, but the creation of this world.

Just a different perspective you might consider.

19 posted on 07/13/2010 8:46:57 AM PDT by oremites
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The other problem with Cracked is that it is hard left-wing.

Yes, I'm guessing that is true. This article is really funny and I was going to add them to my favorites, until I read this...

If you're gonna have a long, hard day of stealing Indian land, you gotta at least have a shirt that breathes.

No thanks.

20 posted on 07/13/2010 9:25:08 AM PDT by teenyelliott (www.thewaterrock.com)
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