The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:
Posted on 07/10/2010 2:42:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Allahu Akbar!
The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:
If President Barack Obama withdraws from the war in Afghanistan, he would be the first commander-in-chief in American history to surrender to an army of monkeys; and we’re not talking about fighting the ‘Planet of the Apes.’ The Taliban in Afghanistan has just gotten into the ‘monkey business’ of training primates to attack U.S. soldiers, according to a British-based media agency.
The People’s Daily of China reports that, “reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few ‘monkey soldiers’ holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.”
The British-media outlet claims that American military experts call them “monkey terrorists.” The Taliban is resorting to cruel political means to meet political goals through conquest, destruction, assaults and other means.
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I beg to Differ The Taliban has finally Made their Biggest Blunder,eqivalent to the Germans Changing Strategy in the Battle of Britain to Bombing Civilians instead of Finishing off the the Spitfire Air fields,They will now have PETA after them what a Blunder!
HOW SOON THEY FORGET !!!
Two militants hiding out in a cave have been killed by a bear.
The men were armed with AK-46 rifles but were taken by surprise as the enraged bear returned to its den.
Police even found the remains of food they had prepared before the animal pounced.
Two other men escaped after the attack near Srinagar in Indian-administered Kashmir. But one was badly hurt.
It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989. Cop Farooq Ahmed said: “The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear’s den.”
Last night the victims were named as Mohammad Amin, alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed, known as Saifullah.
“Now if they had been armed with AK-47s ..................”
Allahu monkeybars!
I figured.
Yummy!
Albeit less hairy than the local women.
Maybe we could train them to drive garbage trucks.
I think they traded him to Cobra Commander.
I don't care who wins as long as there's lots of casualties.
That would be one better.
Oooh, the Gambinos wouldn't like that.
Regular monkeys would just fling poo. It's not much of a force multiplier.
That’s the monkey!
Get it angry enough and it won’t shoot, it’ll just foam and rampage.
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Good monkeys all.
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