1 posted on
07/07/2010 3:58:45 PM PDT by
edcoil
To: edcoil
2 posted on
07/07/2010 4:00:49 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: edcoil
“You can’t have everything ... where would you put it?”
3 posted on
07/07/2010 4:02:02 PM PDT by
PDMiller
To: edcoil; All
One of my favorites by him:
“I used to work in a factory making fire hydrants......you couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”
4 posted on
07/07/2010 4:02:08 PM PDT by
Red in Blue PA
(Anti-Gunners suffer from Factose Intolerance)
To: edcoil
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
5 posted on
07/07/2010 4:04:29 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: edcoil
He’s a scientist?
I think 0bama is going for #25.
6 posted on
07/07/2010 4:11:42 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
To: edcoil
7 posted on
07/07/2010 4:22:24 PM PDT by
pappyone
(New to Freep, still working a tag line.)
To: edcoil
‘I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.’
9 posted on
07/07/2010 4:29:40 PM PDT by
woprdaddy
To: edcoil
10 posted on
07/07/2010 4:42:59 PM PDT by
valkyry1
To: edcoil
i have been a fan of his for years. i love his “logic” and his delivery. thanks for the post.
13 posted on
07/07/2010 5:10:45 PM PDT by
madamemayhem
(defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
To: edcoil
I got home drunk one night. I stuck my car key in the door of my building. It turned. So I started it up. I drove it around the block. A cop pulled me over. He said, “Where do you live”? I said, “Here.”
I have this great seashell collection. It’s everywhere.
I can’t call everyone I want, my phone has no five on it.
14 posted on
07/07/2010 7:19:09 PM PDT by
sig226
(Bring back Jimmy Carter!!!)
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