[bert]

+My neighbor has a garden gnome. I visit her yard once in a while at night and move it to a new spot

[Cailleach]

LOL I have gnomes in my flower garden (last fall Michael’s craft store was selling all their summer garden gnomes for 75% off, and my daughter spent all of her spending money on a flock/herd/gaggle of the little buggers)...our dear daughter rearranges them on a regular basis...last time I noticed, a few of them were having a tea party under a Cosmos...the hubby made the mistake of saying it looked like Poker Night in Gnomeland. The glare he got from our sweet little girl...LOL

[curmudgeonII]

+My neighbor has a garden gnome. I visit her yard once in a while at night and move it to a new spot

Why would you want to move her garden?