[Still Thinking]

And what of all the poor suckers who truly believe this is all merely a problem with the algorythm used to display signal strength bars??

If they're dumb enough to buy the explanation, then I guess they're....dumb enough to buy it, and will be happy once they have more bars.

[Joe 6-pack]

"There is no problem with our antenna. The problem is with your phone number. It is not a good number. You need to get a new phone number, and our antenna will perform magnificently!"