[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

... ummmmmmm... Kal? Green Lantern and the other Leaguers all asked me to have a little... talk with you, re: the video linked in Post #50... absolutely no pressure, though, all right? Nobody here's even remotely judging you, man. I Bat-swear. ;)

[Mr. Silverback]

Um, Bruce? So you and the Leaguers think that not only did Diana pick a fight with me, I took her on without using heat vision, superspeed or super breath? And would she go after me without the lasso? She nearly strangled me with it last time out.

Dude, I'm kinda stunned here. When people crack homo jokes about you and your wards (especially that first guy with the green short shorts) I don't ask you to sit down for a talk, I give the joker a super-wedgie and leave them hanging from a streetlamp by their underwear. Total friend fail, Bats.