Cops: Crossing Guard Beats Teen Who Called Him "Fatso"

NBC Philadelphia ^ | 06/30/2010 | TERESA MASTERSON

[iowamark]

This guy needs a jury of fat people and he'll walk (or waddle.)

[greatdefender]

Now the kid has a lip fatter than the crossing guard.

[pnh102]

Ok so what’s the problem here? The punk teen learned an important lesson.

[calex59]

As inappropriate as this guys actions were, maybe the kid learned something about being polite to others, maybe not, but if he continues his mouthing off he may end up dead.

[GeronL]

teens family sues city for millions. /sarc

teen doesn’t learn a thing.

heh

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Now he’s the kid who got his butt kicked by Fatso.

[CaptainPhilFan]

The older man might have been overzealous, but honestly, more than a few of our younger generation need their snotty asses kicked.

[glorgau]

The reason we have manners is so that we don’t kill each other.

This was another demonstration.

[Cagey]

Kramer: Well, you can’t have this tested now. It’s melting.

Jerry: So what.

Kramer: It changes the molecules.

Jerry: Oh, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Kramer: Hey, fatso! I got a 90 in biology.

Jerry: You call me fatso one more time; you’re going to be walking
back.

[Jack of all Trades]

6’-4” and 200# = fat?

[Dubh_Ghlase]

Yup, be careful who you mouth off to. I wouldn't sassy a 6'4" 200 pound man on my best day. I believe the kid to be a punk and his words came back to haunt him.

Got to be careful of old people. They may be off their meds, and are too hurting to really tussle, so they'll just kill you!

Let the guard walk, regardless of his record...

[skeptoid]

Gerald Kelly

Guilty of justified lesson teaching

Probation

[chopperman]

I don’t need a picture.

Not Guilty.

[jrg]

That's why you wait until night fall, and your target is alone. You have a ninja mask on, a small baseball bat, and you beat the f**k out of the little s**t bag, leaving him in the street bleeding.
You may be a suspect, but your chances of getting caught drop off dramatically.

[MNDude]

I learned as a kid that calling the fat bully at the swimming pool “Fatso” is not a good idea.

I have very unfond memories of screaming in my head “Let me up you fat imbecile! My lungs NEED oxygen!!”

[jrg]

That's why you wait until night fall, and your target is alone. You have a ninja mask on, a small baseball bat, and you beat the f**k out of the little s**t bag, leaving him in the street bleeding.
You may be a suspect, but your chances of getting caught drop off dramatically.

[SJSAMPLE]

That episode was f@#$%^g funny.

[Jack Hydrazine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz1ojIQTBk

[La Enchiladita]

Go, Kelly!!!

[chris37]

I don’t care what happened to the kid.

Perhaps he won’t let his mouth write a check his ass can’t cash next time.