Singer Murdered After Denying He Was Dead

Reuters ^ | Belinda Goldsmith

[OB1kNOb]

The 40-year-old singer, known as El Shaka....

Not to be confused with EL CHAKRA.........

[RichInOC]

I was thinking more along the lines of...what if Monty Python did Mexican telenovelas?

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

did Al gore write the song for him?

[Slings and Arrows]

Not sayin' nuffin'.

Because you're dead?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

He looks as if his “Chakra” had just been pleased!

[mikrofon]

“What happens to Vega, stays with Vega...”

[Zionist Conspirator]

Remember back in '75 when Lefty Frizzell released his first record in a decade or so and then died?

I once had a dream--honest, I did--that Buddy Holly wasn't actually dead but living on an island somewhere. As soon as his survival was revealed and it looked like we were going to get some more great music he died.

(You see, it had to be a dream because Buddy Holly didn't disappear at sea or anything . . . )

[La Lydia]

There is a singer named Jenni Rivera who is from LA, but who is very popular in the same areas of Mexico. She received a death threat via Twitter from “Zeettas” a couple of days ago. Her answer was something like, “You are idiots. Real assassins don’t advertise what they are going to do, they just do it.” Sounds kind of like, “Mirame, cabrones, estoy vivo!” I hope she isn’t tempting fate. But she did cancel her wedding in Mazatlan, one can only assume for reasons of security and a desire not to endanger her guests.

[Levante]

Thanks for the info, La Lydia!

[mainsail that]

“I’m not dead suckers, hahahahaha”

You’re dead mofo. Booom!