Donald Duck
To: JoeProBono
With a name like that, I’d drink, too. Some parents are so mean
To: JoeProBono
"He's a frequent flier," Capt. Joe Herrick said So, that would make it an FUI. Right?
3 posted on
06/30/2010 7:38:57 AM PDT by
twhitak
To: JoeProBono
6 posted on
06/30/2010 7:44:21 AM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(0bama calls us "Tea Baggers", so we can call Kagan a "Carpet Muncher," right?)
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
This is not a
BONG!
7 posted on
06/30/2010 7:45:30 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: JoeProBono
8 posted on
06/30/2010 7:47:38 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: JoeProBono
Mr. Duck’s attorney Pluto D. Dog released a statement this morning saying that “Mr. Duck will fight these Mickey Mouse charges”
11 posted on
06/30/2010 7:51:46 AM PDT by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
To: JoeProBono
"Police said Duck's eyes were red and glassy and he smelled of alcohol"......What else when your shot glass is a bucket?
To: JoeProBono
True story
Back in 1969 I was going through jet mechanic’s school at Sheppard AFB in Wichita Falls, Tx. At that time there were a lot of Vietnamese training there also. We had one in our unit with the last name of Duc. Don’t know how but he wound up with a first name of Donald. Whenever his name was called, there would always be some smartass that would quack.
He was only about 5’ and lucky to hit 115 #’s soaking wet. But I sure enjoyed watching him kick some 225# smartass.
19 posted on
06/30/2010 8:19:13 AM PDT by
sleddogs
To: JoeProBono
This all sounds kinda Goofy to me.
22 posted on
06/30/2010 8:29:47 AM PDT by
Walrus
(My congressman is toast in 2010 --- how about yours?)
To: JoeProBono
Donald has not been the same since his infidelity divorce from Daisy Duck.
At the trial, his lawyer asked him if his wife was crazy for having an affair
"Is she nuts? You bet she is. She F'n Goofy!!", replied Donald.
23 posted on
06/30/2010 10:45:33 AM PDT by
llevrok
(These days, I am a stranger in the country I was born and raised.)
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