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Donald Duck arrested on drug charges after crash in Massillon
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/06/29/Donald-Duck-charged-with-drunken-driving/UPI-15041277852018/ ^ | June 29 | upi

Posted on 06/30/2010 7:30:16 AM PDT by JoeProBono

MASSILLON, Ohio,- Police in Ohio say the fifth arrest of a "frequent flier" named Donald Duck on drunken driving charges is nothing to quack at.

The Massillon Police Department said Donald Norman Duck, 51, who has four previous drunken driving convictions, was arrested Saturday after allegedly bumping another car at a drive-through Saturday, WJW-TV, Cleveland, reported Tuesday.

Police said Duck's eyes were red and glassy and he smelled of alcohol when they arrived. Officers said a bag of marijuana fell out of the motorist's vehicle when he opened the door.

"He's a frequent flier," Capt. Joe Herrick said. "He's got multiple previous DUI's, multiple previous no operator's license and operating under suspension, so he's not that good a driver."

Duck was charged with felony operation of a vehicle while impaired, and misdemeanor counts of drug possession and possession of drug paraphernalia.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: donaldduck; dopersrights; drugwar; napl
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To: commish

Ping. lol


21 posted on 06/30/2010 8:27:11 AM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: JoeProBono

This all sounds kinda Goofy to me.


22 posted on 06/30/2010 8:29:47 AM PDT by Walrus (My congressman is toast in 2010 --- how about yours?)
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To: JoeProBono
Donald has not been the same since his infidelity divorce from Daisy Duck.

At the trial, his lawyer asked him if his wife was crazy for having an affair

"Is she nuts? You bet she is. She F'n Goofy!!", replied Donald.

23 posted on 06/30/2010 10:45:33 AM PDT by llevrok (These days, I am a stranger in the country I was born and raised.)
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