Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub...

The Herald [Ireland] ^ | Wednesday June 23 2010 | Andrew Phelan

[Slings and Arrows]

A REVELLER at a fancy dress party in one of Dublin's best known gay bars attacked her ex-girlfriend in a row over a novelty wrestler's suit.

Sandra Talbot (32) assaulted her ex-partner with a bottle she had hidden under her costume in a fit of rage at the George pub, after more than a year of acrimony following their break-up.

A court heard she lashed out at victim Adrienne Martin in a row that started over a novelty sumo wrestler's suit that Talbot was wearing. The row developed as the victim tried to wave at a man dressed as a Snickers bar, the court heard.

Ms Martin told Dublin District Court how she was left with a large lump on her temple and still suffered from panic attacks because of the incident.

[mowowie]

Maybe if she (he) moved her belly up to her breast line and moved her breast line down to her belly then she would only be remotely terrifying.

Well, maybe a bit more than “remotely” terrifying.

I have a strong urge to pat my dog and tell him how lucky he is.....

[shibumi]

I’d tell your dog he was lucky myself, but I’m working blind here - and this ~is~ the internet, you know.....

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Here's hoping the little Dutch boy wasn't hurt.

[Oztrich Boy]

One headline I never expected to see

[mowowie]

:)

I’m heading to bed.
Thanks for the final laughs of the night.
LOL
G’Night!

[beaversmom]

In all of time, all over the world, that combo of words have never been uttered before now.

[Trillian]

From Dicky Tickers to dickless lickers.. busy night!

Maybe she was mad at her for wanting to go back to nuts?

[shibumi]

"In all of time, all over the world, that combo of words have never been uttered before now."

You really need to get out more.

[mowowie]

Ah yea, Goths need help.

[Slings and Arrows]

“Better?”

[Slings and Arrows]

A nourishing snack.

[shibumi]

Yes. “Better.”

The people in the Gothapotamus pics are at least funny.

ROD is not, never was and never will be even remotely funny.

[Slings and Arrows]

She just couldn’t hold her licker.

[Slings and Arrows]

And haircuts.

[Slings and Arrows]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...unless you’re Bill Bennett.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ah, c’mon: Hamas thinks she’s a barrel of laffs.

[Slings and Arrows]

NOT going there...

[TheOldLady]

Wow. Talk about a bitter breakup. Time to move on, uh... “ladies.”

[TheOldLady]

Five stars for the title, Slings.