Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Marry in Hawaii

TMZ.com ^ | 06/28/2010 | Staff

[OldDeckHand]

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were married at a small, intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii, TMZ has learned.

The couple tied the knot late last week.

The pair met on the set of "Hope & Faith" back in 2004 and have been dating on and off ever since.

[JSDude1]

They deserve eachother!

[llevrok]

Are they registered at Target?

[43north]

That B!TCH !!!

I’ve been saving myself all this time for her. Now what?

[Mark]

Damn those restraining orders!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Gosh I thought that was Lindsay Lohan in that photo on TMZ...yikes

[Trajan88]

good for you Mr. Green ... no doubt you'll get tired of her $**t... she's a looker, but carries a big bag of nothing.

Some other hyp-no-tized dude will pick up the pieces known as Megan Fox... and the process will start all over again.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

What do guys find so appealing about her? Her personality makes her ugly. Honestly, she’s not my shot of Jack’s.

[ebshumidors]

Green was good in The Sarah Connor Chronicles

[Grizzled Bear]

I like her and she seems smart to me.

During an interview, she was asked what she would say to aliens visiting the Earth. She said she would ask them to kill Bible thumping conservatives in flyover country.

[Tzimisce]

...she’s not the type of woman you marry....

[OldDeckHand]

"What do guys find so appealing about her?"

She was more "wholesome" looking several years ago, or at least natural looking. Now, I'm not sure how I'd describe her other than "worked on".

[The Comedian]

During an interview, she was asked what she would say to aliens visiting the Earth. She said she would ask them to kill Bible thumping conservatives in flyover country.

A womb without a mind is a terrifying prospect for motherhood, but a darn fun weekend.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[rabidralph]

BAG was on 90120.

[BenLurkin]

she’s on her way to being the next “Cat Lady”.

[cherry]

don’t know any of these people....I do know where Hawaii is...isn’t that where zero was born????

[rolling_stone]

yeah we know how those teenage girls getting hitched in Hawaii turn out, I wonder if they will honeymoon in lovely Kenya...

[Grizzled Bear]

Never marry crazy. If you must date crazy (and it can be fun) be sure to use one of your friends names and not your own.

[Christian4Bush]

Light is faster than sound. That is why many people appear to be bright, until you hear them speak.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

"A womb without a mind is a terrifying prospect for motherhood, but a darn fun weekend. "

Well said. From what I hear, these two very much deserve each other, so its actually a good thing they are together. Even if the marriage will now be counted by hollywood years, it lets the rest of the males and females of the planet dodge the proverbial bullet, etc....

[grey_whiskers]

I’ve been saving myself all this time for her. Now what?

Ann Coulter ...?