Beelzebub
I happened to catch a really weird, creepy movie called ‘Grace’... it was like trying to not look at a car wreck! The plot involved flies landing on a non human baby. Can’t help but think of that! ick
Is this the same fly from the other day or another one? He might ought to try to find out why flies seem to gravitate towards him.
All the creepy crawly things are attracted to him...flies, rodents, liberals...
Flies and rats. They just want to make him feel at home.
- Fired General McChrystal
Beelzebub
n
1 (Old Testament) a god of the Philistines (2 Kings 1:2)
2 Satan or any devil or demon
(Old English Belzebub, ultimately from Hebrew bá`al zebub, literally: lord of flies)
http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-definition/Beelzebub
Just a little too much like Anthony Perkins in Psycho.
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”
Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”
“Well, sir,” the cowboy replies, “Circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”
“No, sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse’s ass.”
“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas
drawl says, “Hard to fool them flies, though.