Police: Naked woman steals car, then cop car

Seattle Times ^ | 06/23/10 | Seattle Times

[AngelesCrestHighway]

A woman was undergoing a mental evaluation Tuesday after police say she stole two vehicles, including a police cruiser, and led officers on a chase through two Salt Lake City suburbs - all while naked. Police Capt. Tom McLachlan said doctors do not believe drugs or alcohol led to the woman's erratic behavior, which also included running through sagebrush. The chase finally ended when she was subdued with a stun gun after climbing a chain-link fence. "It appears there may be mental issues involved," McLachlan said.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

"A police officer spotted her and called for backup, not knowing what to expect from the woman."....

Full frontal nudity, perhaps???

[JDW11235]

Considering this is SLC, I’m not surprised. Most cops in Utah are inept and taser happy. When faced with more than writing tickets (This two support cars in tow), they are reduced to “Shoot it” and “Run away.”

[a fool in paradise]

Thankfully she wasn't a naked cowgirl.

[agere_contra]

I just had a sweet idea for the next version of Grand Theft Auto.

[NCjim]

which also included running through sagebrush

Ouch.

[Defiant]

Do I really have to say it?

TTIWWP.

[Dr. Sivana]

"It appears there may be mental issues involved,"

Wow, a Master Detective in the mold of Sherlock Holmes, Father Brown and Nero Wolfe!

[oblomov]

It’s now acceptable for a journalist to call it a “cop car”?

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“That car that she took is a total loss,” he said. “I think there’s a hubcap that’s still usable.”.....

Commedians as well!....

[Bookwoman]

I wondered how long it would take before someone said this! ;-)

Given the way most people look, you may not WANT pictures!

[I Drive Too Fast]

Her picture says she is GUILTY.

[jjsheridan5]

The guilty/not guilty threshold has to be lowered for this one.

[Taffini]

Calling Larry, calling Larry...where are you Larry

[Doc Savage]

Is what she did illegal?????? I mean, she WAS naked!

[Hoodlum91]

This looks right up your alley! ;-)

[SnakeDoctor]

>> The guilty/not guilty threshold has to be lowered for this one.

For the purposes of this thread, I have determined that I shall not look at the actual picture, and I shall instead just assume that the naked carjacker was Lucy Pinder ...

"They're real ... and they're spectacular".

>> doctors do not believe drugs or alcohol led to the woman's erratic behavior

"Erratic" ... or "erotic"?

SnakeDoc

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

This sounds like something from Reno 911.

[Defiant]

Did they inspect the evidence?

[jjsheridan5]

In that case, I am leaning towards not guilty. However, in the interest of maintaining the integrity of the American judicial system, multiple images (preferably with HD video of the alleged infraction), are absolutely necessary before reaching a conclusion. It’s the only way to be sure.

[Defiant]

Her picture says she is GUILTY.

In that case, I withdraw my request.