[Sloth]

You need to clean out your PC’s Ethernet cable. Disconnect it from both the computer and your router/modem, then swing each end of the cable over your head, lasso-style, so the centrifugal force will dislodge the clogged electrons.

[jessduntno]

“You need to clean out your PC’s Ethernet cable. Disconnect it from both the computer and your router/modem, then swing each end of the cable over your head, lasso-style, so the centrifugal force will dislodge the clogged electrons.”

That wasn’t nice. You know that won’t work. FIRST you have to go to the electric box and shut down your power for a minimum of two days...

[MNJohnnie]

your router/modem, then swing each end of the cable over your head, lasso-style, so the centrifugal force will dislodge the clogged electron

I was wondering why the CEO of the fortune 50 company I work for was doing this when I went by his office just now.

Now I know