Classic! I'm giggling like a fiend at this thread today. lol
“...well, that could have gone better.”
“Did you really tell her to surround herself with wild monkeys to conquer her fear?”
“I didn't think she would actually do it! Who does something like that? She must be nuts! I meant go to the zoo. What could happen there? Some poo thrown at the glass enclosure? Then you go watch the seal show and get a t shirt. Or get some stuffed animal monkeys, the plush kind. Who the hell goes to the jungle?”
“So what now? Think she will sue?”
“No, it's all golden. If she was phobic before, she really has got it now in spades. I'm going to schedule her for three times a week. How can her insurance complain about that? All she has to do is say “Look at the monkey bites!” She's good for two or three years on that...”
Classic! I'm giggling like a fiend at this thread today. lol