[OldDeckHand]

When the fire and brimstone begin to rain down upon Hollywood and the surrounding area, I hope all of our FReeper FRiends get out in time.

Incidentally, Diaz has a new movie coming out with Tom Cruise. I wonder if he think sex with a man would make him a homosexual. Just saying.

[mrmeyer]

Reminds me of whoopie goldberg and her “rape-rape” nonsense.

[earlJam]

It didn’t make me a lesbian.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Translation:

Diaz is an aging actress trying to be sexy and hip for her upcoming movie, so her agent told her to fake lesbian to get in the news.

Last gasp of a dying career.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Uh, OK, Cameron. And while we’re at it, you can remain a virgin while having certain types of sex, and certain types of sex really aren’t cheating on your spouse.

[evets]

"I'd hit it."

[dfwgator]

That maybe true for women, because sometimes they do it because they think it turns guys on.

But for guys, as the Diceman put it, “You either .... .... or you do not .... ...., there is no in between.”

[driftdiver]

“a vote for Bush is a vote for rape”

cameron diaz the idiot.

[Nervous Tick]

Whew! I have been worried about that.

And I’m sure Mrs. Tick will be pleased to find out I’m not a lesbian.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Diaz has a new movie coming out with Tom Cruise. I wonder if he think sex with a man would make him a homosexual."

"What ya' think Goose? Let's give it a whirl..."

[4rcane]

the person thinks being a lesbian means you love someone of the opposite sex. I say if you have sex with someone of the opposite sex EVEN without love, you’re gay/lesbian

[Constitution Day]

Male lesbian ping

[TSgt]

Gay men claim that giving oral sex to straight men doesn't make those "straight" men gay.

It's real simple, if you have sexual relations, of any kind, with a member of the same sex you are a homosexual.

Main Entry: ho·mo·sex·u·al
Pronunciation: \ˌhō-mə-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\
Function: adjective
Date: 1892


1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

[jaydubya2]

When I first heard about AlGore cheating on Tripper, Cameron was the first one I thought of...

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[Old Teufel Hunden]

""We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it's hard to define."

Typical progressive. Never want to actually define or accept the definition of anything. Like the fact that from time immemorial Marriage has always been between one man and one woman. Sure, in olden times there were men with many wives, but he was married x amount of times. In other words, multiple marriages because it was understood that marriage was a union between one man and one woman.

[Le Chien Rouge]

Other famous lefty sayings:

1) according to Bill Clinton, the legal definition of oral sex is not encompassed by “sex” per se

2) I’m not a socialist if I believe the state should run private industry

3) Aborting a 6 month pregnancy is just a medical procedure removing a clot of blood

[Pan_Yan]

[ScottinVA]

"Hi! Remember when I said women should vote if they don't wanna be raped? Yep! I'm a total idiot!"

[Cheerio]

Cameron who?

I stopped attending any movie that included this moombat after she and fellow lefties stated in 2004 "Drew Barrymore and Christina Aguilera, svelte suffragette Cameron Diaz took to shock ... Bush won, so when is rape going to be legalized????"

[paterfamilias]

Blonde joke.

[Hacklehead]

“...wanting to sleep with a woman does not make you a lesbian.”

Then what does it make you?