Posted on 06/16/2010 6:04:19 AM PDT by VRWCmember
Here is my example with today's WFTD.
In Britain, a bunch of foul muslim guttersnipes hurled insults and epithets at British soldiers returning home from Afghanistan.
Muslim militants hurl abuse at military parade in Barking
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Only days left until BO's replacement is sworn in.
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Oh, come on -
we can’t do much funny with “guttersnipe” by mispronouncing it or applying other meanings to it!
(someone will prove me wrong, I know)
Sorry. I just takes ‘em as I gets ‘em.
why the echo? ; )
laurie david is now denying boinking the treestump. i guess she was suitably humiliated by people reacting in horror!
Even a partisan guttersnipe
Could tell that “the speech” was such utter tripe
It just made me recoil
Hey, Barack—”It’s the oil!”
And sending it back down the Gulf drainpipe
E: Right. Now all we have to do is fill in this MP application form. Name:`Baldrick’. First name...?
B: Er, I’m not sure.
E: Well, you must have some idea...
B: Well, it might be `Sod off’.
E: What?
B: Well, when I used to play in the gutter, I used to say to the other snipes, “Hello, my name’s Baldrick,” and they’d say, “Yes, we know. Sod off, Baldrick.”
E: All right, right right right right, `Mr. S. Baldrick’. Now; distinguishing features... `None’.
B: Well, I’ve got this big growth in the middle of my face.
E: That’s your nose, Baldrick. Now; any history of insanity in the family? Tell you what, I’ll cross out the `in’. Any history of *sanity* in the family? `None whatsoever’. Now then; criminal record...
B: Absolutely not.
E: Oh, come on, Baldrick, you’re going to be an MP, for God’s sake! I’ll just put `fraud and sexual deviancy’.
Thought I’d bring in a FR thread to complement your RCP article.
Although she pines for him, that beech didn't want people thinking she had made an ash of herself.
oak-kay.... ; )
Someone still needs to explain the new pad in California.
royal twit.
I guess there are some things that are just too humiliating and embarrassing even for a HO.
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