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To: onedoug; cincinnati65; PISANO; IonImplantGuru; Rummyfan; Aussie Dasher; 4woodenboats; ...
There are only 34 Rules Of Golf.

Email me if you want on the Golf Ping List.

Visit PGA.com, an excellent site.

2 posted on 06/15/2010 2:16:51 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
re: There are only 34 Rules Of Golf.

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Rule # 35:

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. --- Lee Trevino

8 posted on 06/15/2010 2:23:06 PM PDT by ICAB9USA (I lost part of my middle finger .......... it almost rendered me mute. -- Rahm Emanuel)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
And then there is this....

Dear Friends,

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64 posted on 06/18/2010 5:48:15 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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