[jonascord]

Time was that anyone who proclaimed themselves a "scholar" was bragging that he could actually read, more or less.

Seems like to claim the title of "Obama Scholar" is to admit that you don't know what, or where, or who, but you are convinced of the why.

[Jewbacca]

Each Obama Scholar gets:

1. a free paper hat,
2. an apron, and
3. is taught to say “chwes like fry-as wid dat?”