[Joe 6-pack]

I simply maintain a poisonous credit rating. People who steal my identity end up paying me to take it back ;-)

[shibumi]

I’ve been trying to get someone to steal my identity for 10 years.

Nobody wants it.

[TheOldLady]

I simply maintain a poisonous credit rating. People who steal my identity end up paying me to take it back ;-)

Interesting revenue source. So, if you're short, you just announce your social security number on the radio?

And I do love your dog.

[GOPJ]

Joe - was the The Ransom of Red Chief a childhood favorite of yours??

"The Ransom of Red Chief" ... a 1910 short story by O. Henry. It follows two men who attempt to kidnap and ransom a wealthy Alabaman's son; eventually, the men are driven to distraction by the boy and end up having to pay the boy's father to take him back. - Wekipedia