Sorry about the elbow. If the census worker had been me, I would’ve asked you about Article I, Section 2.
Two Americans of the honkey persuasion. Three Dachshunds, one of which has a bladder control issue, and another has bad butt breath. That's it. If you wanna know how many times a day I take a crap, mine your own damned intel. You already know more about me than I want anyone to know, anyway.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."