Census workers find SC man who had fallen in home

thesunnews ^ | Jun. 10, 2010

[JoeProBono]

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- A Columbia man who had been injured in a fall in his home nearly 24 hours earlier was rescued after two U.S. Census workers knocked on his door.

[dancusa]

Vike. I admire your pithiness.

[freedomwarrior998]

Perhaps you should have given him a lesson in Article 2, Section 1, Clause 3. (Or do we write out portions of the Constitution that we don’t like?)

[Viking2002]

Thank you. I like to keep it pithy when I dare to vent or opine.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[The4thHorseman]

See, the census is good for something! /s

Now they can use the “if it saves ONE life” justification (which they use for just about everything else the government does) and tell us of course the cost was worth it.

[freedomwarrior998]

Oops, Transposed the numbers, Article 1, Section 2, Clause 3.

[The Comedian]

Yeah, makes me look forward to filing away with glee on April 15th.

This will be the last year I'll be filing.

I am officially unemployed. And I will stay that way.

And am attempting to be as much of a financial and logistical burden on the Matrix as I can be.

I'm thinking of changing my birth records to be black or Mexican illegal, can't decide which. Maybe get college loans I won't pay back for courses in Womyn's Studies I won't attend for a PhD I can use to get a job I can't be fired from at a college that doesn't teach anything.

I need to figure out some way to be officially recognized as a homosexual Muslim....

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Viking2002]

Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to. A little late to the dance, aren't you?

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Viking2002]

I LOVE THAT RANT!!!!!!!

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[JoeProBono]

>I need to figure out some way to be officially recognized as a homosexual Muslim

A kiss and a photo might do it ;-{)

[The Comedian]

A kiss and a photo might do it ;-{)

OK, how about I'm pre-op transsexual Muslim lesbian?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[JoeProBono]

Depends on how you dress