Posted on 06/09/2010 2:29:31 PM PDT by devane617
MANATEE — Authorities arrested a woman who defecated in her pants during a domestic violence arrest and threw it at two deputies, hitting one on the leg, according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report. On Sunday just after 8 p.m., deputies began investigating a domestic dispute between Amy Marie Hager, 33, and her husband at the couple’s home, in the 7100 block of 28th Street East. When deputies went to arrest Hager considering her the aggressor in the domestic violence situation, she became hostile and tried to resist arrest, according to the sheriff’s report. After taking Hager into custody, deputies went to switch her from handcuffs to leg shackles before putting her in a transport van to take her to jail, and she “violently jerked away,” the report states. In response, a deputy pinned Hager against the rear of a transport van, and she told deputies at that point she had defecated in her pants. As deputies tried to put Hager in the van, she “turned and grabbed fecal matter from her shorts and threw it,” hitting a deputy on the thigh. “Damn, I only hit one of you,” she then said, according to the report. Deputies arrested Hager on charges of domestic aggravated battery, battery on a law enforcement officer, assault on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, and resisting arrest without violence. She was being held in the Manatee County jail without bail.
Nothing like a little scat humor. NOT!
And I always thought looney leftists were like a bunch of $#!*-throwing monkeys, but geez, I didn’t know they literally ARE s-t monkeys.
When she goes camping, the bears hide THIER food in the trees.
That’s nothing, we used to have cow pie fights in the pasture. The ones not fully dried went best.
Just Sunday I was showing my grandchildren how we used to to it with a long forked stick. They were not interested in playing. Kids these days.
Fee fie foe fum....
I don’t know what I would do if a manatee tried to arrest me. Probably not that.
to be able to poo on demand is quite a trick...
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