Guilty!
Posted on 06/09/2010 2:29:31 PM PDT by devane617
MANATEE — Authorities arrested a woman who defecated in her pants during a domestic violence arrest and threw it at two deputies, hitting one on the leg, according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report. On Sunday just after 8 p.m., deputies began investigating a domestic dispute between Amy Marie Hager, 33, and her husband at the couple’s home, in the 7100 block of 28th Street East. When deputies went to arrest Hager considering her the aggressor in the domestic violence situation, she became hostile and tried to resist arrest, according to the sheriff’s report. After taking Hager into custody, deputies went to switch her from handcuffs to leg shackles before putting her in a transport van to take her to jail, and she “violently jerked away,” the report states. In response, a deputy pinned Hager against the rear of a transport van, and she told deputies at that point she had defecated in her pants. As deputies tried to put Hager in the van, she “turned and grabbed fecal matter from her shorts and threw it,” hitting a deputy on the thigh. “Damn, I only hit one of you,” she then said, according to the report. Deputies arrested Hager on charges of domestic aggravated battery, battery on a law enforcement officer, assault on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, and resisting arrest without violence. She was being held in the Manatee County jail without bail.
Oh the huge manatee!
Where were you when the ^##* hit The Man?
Well, that just stinks...........
It would be hard not to shoot someone who did that to me. So damned gross.
Reminds me of my first call when I was a cop. (I lasted 5 weeks before I decided to find another career.) We got a call of two guys in a trailer park with guns. By the time we got there one was on the ground and another cop had the shooter in the back of his cop car. We had to pick the dead guy up and put him on a stretcher. He had pissed his pants and they left the “position” for the rookie. Me!
The second call was basically a race riot. See why I didn’t last long? The pay was way too low!
Meant to type “they left the WET position for the rookie”.
Guilty!
Guilty.
I suspect most hot women would lose their sexiness in such a case as well.
Oh, crap!!
A real manatee? Or just a regular deputy that has had a few too many donuts?
Good one!!! I always appreciate someone pointing out the not so obvious...
Poop flingers ping.
I worked with a guy who told a story about babysitting a couple of toddlers in a babybed. He check on them (after an indeterminate amount of their “play”) and found that they were having a poo fight. The entire bed, and everything within arm’s reach of the bed was completely covered. MUCH work to do before mom returned.
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