Pope Snowball objects to any lagomorph birth control.
Posted on 06/08/2010 6:20:17 PM PDT by Ptarmigan
Researchers have attempted to study the affect of prolonged cellphone radiation on the sexual behaviour of male rabbits, and have concluded that there could be some harmful effects.
In the research, the results of which have been published in International Journal of Impotence Research, the researchers divided a group of 18 male rabbits into three groups of six. One of which was exposed to radiation from mobile phones on standby (ie no calls were sent or received) operating at 800MHz for eight hours per day for 12 weeks; one group had phones that were switched off; and the third group had no phones.
At the end of the 12 week period, each group was introduced in turn to the same six female rabbits and the ensuing sexual activity, or lack thereof, observed.
Maybe the male rabbits with the phones were using the phones to get some side hare? They’d be understandably tuckered out.
800mhz? Being AT&T, I wonder of the ones with the phones turned on, were actually getting less radiation than the ones with the phone off? /h (flame suit on!)
Pope Snowball objects to any lagomorph birth control.
This could be for real Freepers. I play a lot of texas hold’um poker on my iphone and when doing so, I’m not thinking about sex, but about if the jerk who keeps re-raising against my trips got his flush on the river. But then again, when I call his B.S. with an all in and he folds like a little bitch, I feel kind of aroused.
Damn you Steve Jobs and AT&T for my cellphone caused sexual dysfunction!!!!
Again, there might be something to this. The amount of dropped calls on the AT&T network makes me want to violate (greek style) the CEO of the company with my Iphone.
Hey, that's my Pornstar name!
Their Days are coming.............................
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