Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Nicolas Sarkozy bans tall bodyguards
The Telegraph ^ | 07 Jun 2010 | Henry Samuel

Posted on 06/08/2010 9:11:43 AM PDT by Daffynition

The vertically challenged French president is said to have banned statuesque bodyguards despite their added value of being able to spot potential attackers in a crowd.

A police source told Le Parisien that "there's no point recruiting supermen" as "large-sized" candidates stood little chance of being taken on.

The presidential guard, known by its acronym GSPR, has been beefed up from 50 to 80 men since 2002, when a mentally disturbed man managed to take a potshot at Jacques Chirac, Mr Sarkozy's predecessor, with his hunting rifle before being overpowered.

President Sarkozy is notoriously sensitive and secretive about his diminutive height of around 5ft 5 ins – making him shorter than Napoleon.

He has gone out of his way not to stand small on the world stage or when next to his 5ft 10 ins former model wife, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, who mostly wears flat pumps.

Besides wearing specially-designed stacked shoes, Mr Sarkozy has been caught standing on tiptoes in global leader group shots and stood on a box to remain shoulder to shoulder with Barack Obama, the US President, when the pair gave speeches to commemorate the Normandy landings last year.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS:
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-26 next last

1 posted on 06/08/2010 9:11:43 AM PDT by Daffynition
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

“President Sarkozy is notoriously sensitive and secretive about his diminutive height of around 5ft 5 ins”

The guy should just work it. I doubt that many care.


2 posted on 06/08/2010 9:17:03 AM PDT by Persevero (If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

Makes me think of one of my favorites...Lewis Grizzard and his books....Shoot Low Boys - They’re Riding Shetland Ponies


3 posted on 06/08/2010 9:17:34 AM PDT by BubbaJunebug (s)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

OMG! That is funny!


4 posted on 06/08/2010 9:19:25 AM PDT by katana (For what is an Irishman ? But a .......)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Persevero
The guy should just work it. I doubt that many care.

Agreed. President of France (pretty good gig for the perks) and Carla Bruni for a wife is enough to establish him as an alpha.
5 posted on 06/08/2010 9:25:19 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: All

I’d gladly trade our tall President for Sarkozy...
Now how sad is it when a FRENCHMAN is a better alternative...
BTW, kinda reminds me of Invader Zim.
Urkan leaders are chosen because of their height...


6 posted on 06/08/2010 9:26:46 AM PDT by Maverick68
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition
You know, if he really wants short bodyguards, he can probably get some from North Korea for a small cache of luxury items.


7 posted on 06/08/2010 9:28:44 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.


8 posted on 06/08/2010 9:29:30 AM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition
He reminds me of Lord Farquaad from Shrek :)



9 posted on 06/08/2010 9:31:26 AM PDT by MollyKuehl (Contribute to FR: $10 $20 $50 $100 REMEMBER, LURKING IS A FORM OF ENTITLEMENT!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

Is his favorite western “La terreur de la ville minuscule”?


10 posted on 06/08/2010 9:32:12 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

11 posted on 06/08/2010 9:34:23 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana

Has anyone else noticed that the dress caps for Communist militaries have grown in size compared to the caps in the late 1940s through early 1960s? Whether North Korea or Soviet Union, the darn things look like souffle molds.


12 posted on 06/08/2010 9:37:12 AM PDT by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Tijeras_Slim
Is his favorite western “La terreur de la ville minuscule”?

While his favorite book is Gulliver's Travels and him identifying with the Liliputs and the Blefuscus ;)
13 posted on 06/08/2010 9:44:13 AM PDT by MollyKuehl (Contribute to FR: $10 $20 $50 $100 REMEMBER, LURKING IS A FORM OF ENTITLEMENT!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana

14 posted on 06/08/2010 9:44:19 AM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

Sarkozy must be related to Napoleon?


15 posted on 06/08/2010 9:44:59 AM PDT by exbrit
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition
He should be proud of being short, he is in great company of France's leaders of the past not by lack of height but also by not being French in origin, one being Corsican and Sarkozy being Hungarian.


16 posted on 06/08/2010 9:46:47 AM PDT by MollyKuehl (Contribute to FR: $10 $20 $50 $100 REMEMBER, LURKING IS A FORM OF ENTITLEMENT!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Fido969

Shes a bit flat chested..no?


17 posted on 06/08/2010 9:53:50 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Montani Semper Liberi)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: Armedanddangerous

No. She’ll do just fine.


18 posted on 06/08/2010 10:03:56 AM PDT by Adams
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: exbrit; MollyKuehl

19 posted on 06/08/2010 10:12:18 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: Persevero

20 posted on 06/08/2010 10:14:20 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-26 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson