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Snails on Meth Have Sharper Memories
nationalgeographic ^
| June 3, 2010
| Brian Handwerk
Posted on 06/04/2010 9:01:42 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
"Waiter....there are snails on her plate....You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can't even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!"
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posted on
06/04/2010 10:29:05 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
How in the hell do you measure the memory of a snail and more importantly why would you need to?
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posted on
06/04/2010 10:58:08 AM PDT
by
Cyclone59
(I ROCK, Guitar Hero said so........)
To: JoeProBono
This calls for new government social programs for snails suffering addiction due to government research programs.
Of course, this will be paid for by higher taxes on "the wealthy". The "wealthy" are defined as anyone whose income is higher than a snail's.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
06/04/2010 11:10:46 AM PDT
by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: JoeProBono
>”We were not trying to addict the snails,”<
Whew. Boy, is that ever a relief. I was really worried there for a minute.
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posted on
06/04/2010 11:25:16 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
To: The Comedian
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posted on
06/04/2010 11:25:42 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: GSWarrior
They might be tweekin just as hard as the snails...
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posted on
06/04/2010 11:27:07 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
06/04/2010 11:30:09 AM PDT
by
GonzoGOP
(There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
To: cripplecreek
Escar-goneIf I were a snail I would slug you for that remark.
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posted on
06/04/2010 11:33:49 AM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(Be wary of all politicians--especially of those you like.)
To: JoeProBono
Any guesses on who may be funding this study? We’ll Print More.
To: JoeProBono
From the Way-Back machine. That is deep.
To: JoeProBono
They’re already slimy and hideous, and they don’t have any teeth to lose, so I guess there’s no downside.
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posted on
06/04/2010 11:37:50 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(Civil disobedience? I'm afraid only the uncivil kind is going to cut it this time.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: JoeProBono
They may be smarter but what with all the tweaking is it really a useful smart?
To: 240B
That made me laugh - I’m going to have to remember that one!
To: a fool in paradise
What the h*ll does a snail have to remember?
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posted on
06/04/2010 9:00:24 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: JoeProBono
After reading the prior replies to this thread it is obvious that stimulus money needs to be spent for further study.
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posted on
06/04/2010 9:34:54 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(ItÂ’s hard to remember which week weÂ’re racists and which week weÂ’re terrorists, JgBoy)
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