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Mom Stole My Beer - Send the Police!
NBC Miami ^
| Tue, Jun 1, 2010
| Brian Hamacher
Posted on 06/01/2010 11:45:17 AM PDT by nickcarraway
32-year-old Fla. son calls 911, demands mom's arrest after she takes booze
It's hard to be 32 years old and still live with mom, but when she takes your beer away, sometimes you have to take it like a man.
Charles Lee Dennison, over in New Port Richey, learned that the hard way this past weekend when he was arrested for calling 911 to complain his mother had poached his pilsener.
Dennison was "very intoxicated" and demanded that the police arrest dear old mom when officers responded to his initial 911 call Friday night, according to tampabay.com. The sloshed son told cops that if mom wasn't arrested and charged, he'd keep calling the emergency number.
Pasco County Sheriff's deputies instead charged him with making false 911 calls. Dennison was still in jail as of Tuesday morning, being held on $150 bail.
Hopefully mom's kicking back with a cold one while junior sits in jail.
TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beer; deliverance; duelingbanjos; floriduh; losers; napl
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Charles Lee Dennison
No wonder he spent 30+ years in mamma's basement. If I were the PoPo, I would be digging up the yard and under any recently poured concrete slabs.
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:54:01 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
To: nickcarraway
I hate it when kids drink my beer.
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:54:08 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
To: nickcarraway
Hmm...yeah. A drunk 32-year-old guy still living at home wants the cops to arrest Mom for filching his suds. That's got to be close to a record for how many, uh, "issues", you can pack into a single sentence.
I'm hearing a Country Music song here.
To: Billthedrill
I'm hearing a Country Music song here.
Hell, I see a hugh resemblance!
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:56:07 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
To: DCBryan1
Got to anchor that boy in a high wind...
To: nickcarraway
She pinched his pint.
She grabbed his grog.
She swiped his sweaty.
She lifted his liquor.
She brodied his brewski.
She nicked his nightcap.
She skyped his suds.
She appropriated his ale.
Any others I can pass on to the writer of this article?
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posted on
06/01/2010 11:58:54 AM PDT
by
Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
(We bury Democrats face down so that when they scratch, they get closer to home.)
To: DCBryan1
http://www.marygibney.com/images/MugshotsBigEars2.jpg
he has a doppelganger
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:00:05 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
To: DCBryan1
Scary that they look so much alike.
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:03:18 PM PDT
by
listenhillary
(You might be a modern LIBERAL if you read 1984 & said "YEAH! That's the world that I want!")
To: a fool in paradise
This guy is the kinda of loser that reminds me of why I’m pro-abortion,,, up to and including 16 yrs old. I think parents have the right to stop a mistake and call a do over/s
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:04:10 PM PDT
by
2aberro
To: WOBBLY BOB
I've always admired internet legend Henry Earl's mugshot collection....
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:05:28 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: WOBBLY BOB
That’s the kind of artwork you expect to see on Sheriff Arpaio’s wall.
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:06:09 PM PDT
by
toast
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:08:26 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: nickcarraway
The thing of it is this guy can’t even make $150 in bail. In the clink Friday, and still there on Tuesday.
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:20:10 PM PDT
by
AceMineral
(Do you go to women? Don't forget your whip.)
To: nickcarraway
This guy's cousins?
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:22:57 PM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Progressivism, Socialism, Marxism, Communism - it's all shades of black.)
To: nickcarraway
Well, just as long as she didn’t take his banjo and rocking chair!
To: DCBryan1
There’s some serious inbreeding goin’ on ‘round here!
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:27:21 PM PDT
by
mark3681
To: nickcarraway
Another Lee on the loose!
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posted on
06/01/2010 12:52:46 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I wonder if this guy is on Match.com?
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