Posted on 06/01/2010 11:45:17 AM PDT by nickcarraway
32-year-old Fla. son calls 911, demands mom's arrest after she takes booze
It's hard to be 32 years old and still live with mom, but when she takes your beer away, sometimes you have to take it like a man.
Charles Lee Dennison, over in New Port Richey, learned that the hard way this past weekend when he was arrested for calling 911 to complain his mother had poached his pilsener.
Dennison was "very intoxicated" and demanded that the police arrest dear old mom when officers responded to his initial 911 call Friday night, according to tampabay.com. The sloshed son told cops that if mom wasn't arrested and charged, he'd keep calling the emergency number.
Pasco County Sheriff's deputies instead charged him with making false 911 calls. Dennison was still in jail as of Tuesday morning, being held on $150 bail.
Hopefully mom's kicking back with a cold one while junior sits in jail.
Why? Lookin’ to hook up?
The Ballad Of Charlie Lee
I wuz drinkin' in the basement and a-surfin' fer some porn
Been a WoW spawn camper since the day that I was born
Wrote a long obscene empistle to a thread at Fire Dog Lake
And I saw from Mickey's hands that it was time to take a break
Well I waddled to the fridge and then I opened up the door
And of all the case I'd bought there wasn't any left no more
Jest some empty plastic rings in the little plastic bin
And I had to dial the number, cause my Momma done me in
Chorus:
Well it's a hard hard life for a cyber kinda guy
When the pizza boxes stack up and the fridge is runnin' dry
I been banned from Daily Kos and I been tombstoned at DU
Whut's a young country boy to do
When his Momma steals his brew?
Well the sirens came a screechin' and upstairs the po-leece cars
Were a-rollin' from the taverns and the hooches and the bars
And the Sheriff up and ast me "Boy, what's goin' on in here?"
I said "Sir, you gotta 'rest her, cause my Momma stole my beer!"
Well the Deputies all broke up and the Sheriff gave a frown
Said "You better sober up boy cause I'm takin' you downtown"
And they give me thirty days just to get a little dry
And my cellmate's name is Bubba and he's givin' me the eye
So it's halfway through the sentence and I got a tale to tell
While I'm sittin in a puddle at the bottom of the cell
You just better watch yer Mama and you better watch yer rear,
Cause ol' Oprah's on the TV and she's gonna steal yer beer.
Chorus:
Well it's a hard hard life for a cyber kinda guy
When the pizza boxes stack up and the fridge is runnin' dry
I been banned from Daily Kos and I been tombstoned at DU
Whut's a young country boy to do
When his Momma steals his brew?
Repeat chorus, fade...
“Empistle” = “epistle”. Sheesh.
Wooohoooo! Where does the line form?
Aren’t you already a citizen?
No fighting!
Citizen of...?
The United States.
Since the day I was born. :)
He’s joking that you could only be after the guy to get into the country. It’s a compliment of sorts, really.
Sorry...triple-digit temperatures have my brain a little fuzzy. :)
Right in FRONT of me.
And you must stand facing AWAY from him!
S’ okay. Getting sauna-like over there, huh, and not even “summer” yet. Anyway, you’re almost always the sharp one, and I’m usually the one wandering around clueless.
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