Posted on 05/29/2010 3:53:41 PM PDT by epithermal
An elaborate jewelry heist went off without a hitch until the getaway.
The would-be robber just couldn’t outrun the law. After he was captured, panting and out of breath, the Kirkland man told police he has only one lung.
Edmonds police found Steven Kyle surrounded by good Samaritans not far from Cline Custom Jewelers.
(Excerpt) Read more at heraldnet.com ...
Now he’ll have time to explore less physically demanding careers, check forgery or email scamming, perhaps.
He’ll have a 50% less chance of getting TB in prison...
...and half a brain.
Then there was the thief who stole paintings and couldn’t escape because he couldn’t get his Van to Gogh.
In high school I played football with a strapping guy with one lung. If someone had not told me I would have never known.
I knew a guy in high school who only had one testicle. If he hadn't told everybody about it, no one would have known - except maybe his girl friend.
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