To: thethirddegree
She’s so ugly, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road...
9 posted on
05/26/2010 4:58:36 AM PDT by
FrankR
(Standing against tyranny must start somewhere, or the future belongs to the tyrants.)
To: FrankR
That’s a great line! Can I borrow it from time to time?
To: FrankR; All
Contrary to popular belief, Michelle Obama was
not beaten with an ugly stick...
The truth is that when she was a child, she fell out of the world's tallest Ugly Tree, and that she struck every branch on the way down.
22 posted on
05/26/2010 5:17:37 AM PDT by
60Gunner
(But there's this one particular harbor...)
To: FrankR
Shes so ugly her mama had to feed her with a slingshot.
44 posted on
05/26/2010 6:04:45 AM PDT by
beckysueb
(January 20, 2013. When Obama becomes just a skidmark on the panties of American history.)
To: FrankR
Glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee when I read this. Would have simultaneously choked and spewed coffee on my screen and keyboard. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
47 posted on
05/26/2010 6:29:59 AM PDT by
bigredkitty1
(March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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