We all know cops like donuts. This isn’t very funny. /sarc
All that will attract are dozens of football fans with 60 inch waists that can’t seem to get away from watching grown men play a children’s game for millions of dollars.
Quick, where is my bear suit.....
May he be related to the raccoon who is messing with my garbage every night?
We live in a very rural area. About 15 years ago our neighbor was working for Dunkin Donuts and she was bringing home the day old donuts and putting them out at the foot of the mountain. Well, it wasn’t long before there were 5 to 6 bear there every night. Sometimes they even showed up during the day. My Mom and Dad had a pond up that way and my Mom didn’t even want to go up there anymore. The PA game commission finally put an end to it but the bear just loved those donuts!
This is a waste of donuts. But since they’re doing it, why not try to lure Bigfoot out? Or, they could try to lure me out. I’d wait until it gets up to an even dozen.
We use fresh Dunkin’ Donuts to lure the lazy cops here in Massachusetts to crime scenes.