[tx_eggman]

The spoons are for the groom... he’ll hold one in each hand and shield his eyes later tonight... until she turns out the light in the hotel room.

I think their behavioral pattern thus far indicates they'll be sleeping out in the woods in a tent, not in a hotel room.

One other stereotype of note in the article ...

English teeth

[Joe 6-pack]

I think that’s really hot how she got her eybrows to be two different lengths.....