Now I remember why I took a pass on re-enlisting...
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To: DogByte6RER
This hi-larious! and oh so true. I’m going to have to share it with my fellow ex-sailors.
2 posted on
05/16/2010 10:01:21 AM PDT by
MNnice
To: DogByte6RER
Dude, that was funnnnny! And I thought the Army was better because we had less uniforms to maintain.
3 posted on
05/16/2010 10:02:18 AM PDT by
joesjane
(The strength of the pack is the wolf - Rudyard Kipling)
To: DogByte6RER
4 posted on
05/16/2010 10:03:33 AM PDT by
Travis McGee
(---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
To: DogByte6RER
5 posted on
05/16/2010 10:05:31 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: DogByte6RER
THANK YOU so very much for posting this gem!
I found it on USENET about 12 years ago, and haven’t been able to find it since then (because DejaNews was bought out, and then gutted, by Google Groups).
7 posted on
05/16/2010 10:06:04 AM PDT by
thecodont
To: DogByte6RER
I know why I joined the Army.
8 posted on
05/16/2010 10:07:01 AM PDT by
Volunteer
(Though I know that the hypnotized never lie, do ya? - The Who)
To: DogByte6RER
The list is eerily accurate, and while I enjoyed my Naval service, I do not miss it.
9 posted on
05/16/2010 10:07:11 AM PDT by
ExpatGator
(I hate Illinois Nazis!)
To: DogByte6RER
My nephew just graduated his Class A school at Great Lakes. As an ex Navy man myself I can relate to all of these, but he don’t know yet. I’m sending it to him so he can “ponder” the future. LOL
10 posted on
05/16/2010 10:08:47 AM PDT by
Blackhawk
(God said it, I believe it, That settles it. Forever. Amen.)
To: DogByte6RER
ROTFLMAO, Two thirds of those “ideas” could apply to the Army also. Those “ideas” were made by E-9’s through O-6’s.
11 posted on
05/16/2010 10:12:45 AM PDT by
Hillbillary
(I know how to deal with Communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: DogByte6RER
40. “Dump all trash over the fantail,” and then standby as the ship circles the trash and your skipper uses floating objects for 50 Caliber Machine Gun practice from the bridge.
12 posted on
05/16/2010 10:12:50 AM PDT by
OldNavyVet
(One trillion days, at 365 days per year, is 2,739,726,027 years ... almost 3 billion years.)
To: DogByte6RER
13. Make your family qualify to operate each appliance in your house - dishwasher operator, blender technician, etc. Re-qualify every 6 months. Not a bad idea, except that nobody in the family wants to use most appliances. Maybe if they were fined for not maintaining qualification ...
13 posted on
05/16/2010 10:13:47 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("Amateurish," agreed Janet Napolitano, the White House amateurishness czar.)
To: DogByte6RER
I lucked out - my "sea duty" was with the Marines.
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
14 posted on
05/16/2010 10:17:09 AM PDT by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
To: Vroomfondel; SC Swamp Fox; Fred Hayek; NY Attitude; P3_Acoustic; Bean Counter; investigateworld; ...
SONOBUOY PING!
Off topic, but I thought everyone would get a kick out of this. Let me know if you have strong feelings either way about posting items like this.
Click on pic for past Navair pings.
Post or FReepmail me if you wish to be enlisted in or discharged from the Navair Pinglist.
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This is a medium to low volume pinglist.
15 posted on
05/16/2010 10:20:48 AM PDT by
magslinger
(Tagline impounded as a threat to national security.)
To: DogByte6RER
Make coffee using eighteen scoops of budget priced coffee grounds per pot, and let the pot simmer for 5 hours before drinking. In other words, Starbucks.
16 posted on
05/16/2010 10:23:22 AM PDT by
mnehring
To: DogByte6RER
As a Marine who deployed aboard LPH’s and LHA’s I can relate. Although we didn’t have to play the paint chipping game. Life on the ship is pretty much the same for Sailors and Marines alike. The only difference is we Marines are only “guests” for 6 months, the ship is home for a Sailor.
17 posted on
05/16/2010 10:23:33 AM PDT by
sean327
(God created all men equal, then some become Marines!)
To: DogByte6RER
18 posted on
05/16/2010 10:24:38 AM PDT by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
To: DogByte6RER
Be promised that ever 18 months you will receive a $30K bonus for being a qualified nuclear engineer. At the 17th month, 29th day, you are told your role has changed to a piston cleaner. At the 18th month, first day, your role is changed back to nuclear engineer- no bonus.
19 posted on
05/16/2010 10:25:33 AM PDT by
mnehring
To: DogByte6RER
LOL ...
Good to read for anybody, though ... just to give an idea ...
21 posted on
05/16/2010 10:37:40 AM PDT by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: DogByte6RER
Let there be no doubt, this was written by a US Navy sailor.
Been there, done that. 3 Westpacs and a couple of shorter cruises.
22 posted on
05/16/2010 10:40:02 AM PDT by
Mariner
(The first Presidential candidate to call for deportation, wins.)
To: DogByte6RER
Sounds like somebody just got back from deployment. Thank God we’ve got a Navy. AND, the Navy has a safety record in operation that all private industry is envious of. Of course, equaling it would require breaking down lawn mowers once a week and standing behind a podium for four hour intervals, and nobody’s going to do that.
24 posted on
05/16/2010 10:53:01 AM PDT by
ichabod1
(Can around 25-30% moonbat base really steal the country from us and hold it?)
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