Most memorable one liners.

05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic

[Post-Neolithic]

Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.

[MHGinTN]

Yes, same thing.

[MHGinTN]

“Ya mean like Democrats?”

[dragnet2]

“See ya at the signin”

[Gene Eric]

A trade friend had the best one-liner in my book - a Vietnam vet that had seen hell...

  F--- em' if they can't take a joke

[pillut48]

Regarding Bill Clinton If I were in the President’s position I wouldn’t have a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood with Mrs. Armey standing over me asking “how do I reload this damn thing”. - Rep. Dick Armey

Is this one for real?? Bwahahahahahahaha!!! :-) ROTFLMBO!

[MayflowerMadam]

More Menken: “Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.”

[2nd Bn, 11th Mar]

We can’t solve old problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.

- Major General Kenneth Israel USAF, Director, Defense Airborne Reconnaissance Office.

[melancholy]

My 12-year-old's corrollary: "If you see a fork in the road, pick it up."

Very logical! LOL!

[EternalVigilance]

“Those without swords can still die upon them.” — JRR Tolkien

[Logic n' Reason]

"Never own a car you can't push."

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."

"If there's no wind....row!"

"Not ALL men are fools; some are batchelors."

"Old soldiers never die; young ones do."

"Don't call the aligator a bad name until you're across the river."

[DCBryan1]

“For he is the Kwisatz Haderach !”

[smokingfrog]

().|<.!

[Arrowhead1952]

I haven’t read all the replies, but here is one.

“This is what you call a total disrespect for the law.”

Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit

[madamemayhem]

yes it is a real quote and one of my favorites.

[Kimmers]

Congrats on a highly successful post !!!!!

[Sparky21555]

“Dad....You wanna have a catch?”

Feild of Dreams

[Post-Neolithic]

Thanks, figured everyone needed a little breather from things for a bit.

[Arrowhead1952]

Looks like we were on the same train of thought.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2513859/posts?page=333#333

[AGreatPer]

Kimosabee (sp?)

All those years Tonto called the Lone Ranger that.
Translation: Pork rind eater.

[Richard Kimball]

My favorite line from Smokey and the Bandit:

"Boy, there is no way you are the product of my loins. First thing I'm gonna do when we get home is punch your mamma right in the mouth."

Creepiest line from the Body Snatchers (Meg Tilly) is here: Where you gonna go? Where you gonna run? Where you gonna hide? Nowhere. Cause there's no one like you left.