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05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: madamemayhem
321
posted on
05/14/2010 10:37:17 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
To: fidelis
“Ya mean like Democrats?”
322
posted on
05/14/2010 10:39:13 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
To: Post-Neolithic
To: Post-Neolithic
A trade friend had the best one-liner in my book - a Vietnam vet that had seen hell...
F--- em' if they can't take a joke
324
posted on
05/14/2010 10:48:32 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Your Hope has been redistributed. Here's your Change.)
To: madamemayhem
Regarding Bill Clinton If I were in the Presidents position I wouldnt have a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood with Mrs. Armey standing over me asking how do I reload this damn thing. - Rep. Dick Armey
Is this one for real?? Bwahahahahahahaha!!! :-) ROTFLMBO!
325
posted on
05/15/2010 12:02:00 AM PDT
by
pillut48
("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue" ><>)
To: TADSLOS
More Menken: “Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.”
326
posted on
05/15/2010 3:53:04 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Every time a liberal whines, an angel gets his wings.)
To: Post-Neolithic
We can’t solve old problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
- Major General Kenneth Israel USAF, Director, Defense Airborne Reconnaissance Office.
327
posted on
05/15/2010 5:14:46 AM PDT
by
2nd Bn, 11th Mar
(The "P" in democrat stands for patriotism)
To: St_Thomas_Aquinas
My 12-year-old's corrollary: "If you see a fork in the road, pick it up." Very logical! LOL!
To: Post-Neolithic
“Those without swords can still die upon them.” — JRR Tolkien
329
posted on
05/15/2010 6:36:22 AM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
("Yesterday, I read everything Elena Kagan has ever published. It didn't take long..." -- Paul Campos)
To: Post-Neolithic
"Never own a car you can't push."
"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."
"If there's no wind....row!"
"Not ALL men are fools; some are batchelors."
"Old soldiers never die; young ones do."
"Don't call the aligator a bad name until you're across the river."
330
posted on
05/15/2010 6:38:10 AM PDT
by
Logic n' Reason
(Buzzard's gotta eat; same as worms.)
To: Paul Atreides
“For he is the Kwisatz Haderach !”
331
posted on
05/15/2010 7:44:40 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
To: humblegunner
332
posted on
05/15/2010 8:00:36 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
To: Post-Neolithic
I haven’t read all the replies, but here is one.
“This is what you call a total disrespect for the law.”
Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit
333
posted on
05/15/2010 9:15:37 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
To: pillut48
yes it is a real quote and one of my favorites.
334
posted on
05/15/2010 9:34:16 AM PDT
by
madamemayhem
(defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
To: Post-Neolithic
Congrats on a highly successful post !!!!!
335
posted on
05/15/2010 9:49:18 AM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
To: Kimmers
“Dad....You wanna have a catch?”
Feild of Dreams
To: Kimmers
Thanks, figured everyone needed a little breather from things for a bit.
337
posted on
05/15/2010 10:05:08 AM PDT
by
Post-Neolithic
(Money only makes Communists rich Communists)
To: Viking2002
338
posted on
05/15/2010 10:42:05 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
To: Arrowhead1952
Kimosabee (sp?)
All those years Tonto called the Lone Ranger that.
Translation: Pork rind eater.
339
posted on
05/15/2010 10:52:34 AM PDT
by
AGreatPer
(Impeach Obama)
To: Arrowhead1952
340
posted on
05/15/2010 11:04:53 AM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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