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Most memorable one liners.
05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: Post-Neolithic
“I say we take off and nuke ‘em from space. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Alien II
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:28:45 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: humblegunner; Eaker
“Go where the food is! Oh, oh, ooooohhhhhh!!!!!”
~Sam Kinison (RIP)
To: Post-Neolithic
I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:29:17 PM PDT
by
Carley
(WE CAN SEE NOVEMBER FROM OUR HOUSE)
To: Larry Lucido
To: Post-Neolithic
“”Ain’t no man can avoid being born average, but there ain’t no man got to be common.” Satchel Paige
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:29:58 PM PDT
by
Big_Harry
( Starve the Beast!)
To: Post-Neolithic; All
This is the greatest movie line
ever!
106
posted on
05/14/2010 5:30:02 PM PDT
by
BIGLOOK
(Keelhaul Congress!)
To: Post-Neolithic
“Come on you miserable fat-head, get that fat-ass truck outta my way!”—Duel
To: beaversmom
108
posted on
05/14/2010 5:30:32 PM PDT
by
DrewsMum
(Somebody please put the Constitution on his teleprompter....)
To: JerseyDvl
Shane............SHANE, come back!
Bond, James Bond.
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
109
posted on
05/14/2010 5:31:39 PM PDT
by
whence911
(Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
"That's the fact, JACK"! Bill Murray, "Stripes"
110
posted on
05/14/2010 5:32:13 PM PDT
by
GRRRRR
(He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO!)
Comment #111 Removed by Moderator
To: Huskrrrr
#75:
“Guess what I am”
“A zit”
Animal House - John Belushi
FOOD FIGHT!!!!
To: Post-Neolithic
“I don’t know how Nixon won....I don’t know anyone who voted for him.” - Pauline Kael
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:32:52 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Post-Neolithic
Outlaw Josey Wales: “Well, are you gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?”
Also, “Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, son...”
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:32:58 PM PDT
by
Migraine
(Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
To: Post-Neolithic
"The most terrifying words in the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
-- Ronald Reagan
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:32:58 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Conservatism isn't a party)
To: windcliff
My name is Victoria Winters.
Dark Shadows
116
posted on
05/14/2010 5:33:10 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
Comment #117 Removed by Moderator
To: Post-Neolithic
“Read my lips....no new taxes.” - George HW Bush
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:34:00 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Osage Orange
Nobody goes in that place. It’s too crowded.
Yogi again
To: GRRRRR
What he was doing in my pajams, I'll never know.
So many by the Marx Brothers.
http://www.marx-brothers.org/info/quotes.htm
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:34:55 PM PDT
by
whence911
(Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
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