[Lucky9teen]

Why am I so irrelavant?

[a fool in paradise]

Some left Jean F. Kerry at the botom of Boston's Big Dig?!!!

[a fool in paradise]

"Did I ever tell you I served in Vietnam?"

[almost done by half]

He looks like he is embalmed already from the botox! Next time try putting your teeth in too!

[EternalVigilance]

I'll take the low-hanging fruit:

"Hi, my name is John Kerry. Did you know I was in Vietnam?"

[Doogle]

.."mug looks like a scratching post for a kangaroo"

[a fool in paradise]

Kerry (DuMass): "Aw why didn't somebody tell me? I coulda got my Zardoz DVD signed!"

[EternalVigilance]

"This being on the other side of the world feels weird."

"This is kinda how I felt when I was in Vietnam. Did you know I was in Vietnam?"

[workerbee]

"Look, I don't know.... All our focus groups kept telling us Cap & Trade wasn't a good name.... We tried Climate Change Bill, but then the SHTF with all that phony data... So we're going with American Power Act, hoping this time we can fool enough voters into seeing the virtues of condemning untold generations into socialist poverty."

[reagan_fanatic]

"You rang?"

[Brett66]

I'm not in Cambodia?

[Vaquero]

we are forgetting Lurch’s Athleticism

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[dead]

[dblshot]

OK, we compromise, Jew can sit but woman must stand 10 feet behind.

[Vaquero]

[ssaftler]

Is this any way to treat the senior Senator from a state as influential as Massachusetts?

[Grunthor]

Here’s a stumper; What would have been worse, Kerry in ‘04 or Obama in ‘08? If we’d elected Kerry in ‘04 then there is no way that we would be saddled with Obama now......it’s a tough one.

[Doogle]

[martin_fierro]

[pillut48]